Sneezing my way to heaven's gate

I love sneezing. It makes me high.

Valiums? No. Just get yourself a flu infection.

Its hard to describe how good it is. It's a mild kind of high, unlike the "BAMM" that hard drugs would supposedly give. It builds up, even if you eventually not sneeze, it still leaves an overall feel good factor.

The best thing about flu is that people would sympathize everytime you sneeze. Oohhs, ahhhs and god bless yous. What they don't know is.. my dear friends.. I enjoy it. Better than Royce chocolates. Maybe not better, but close. Yes, very close..

I am not a strong god believer. But if in my lifetime I have been able to accumulate countless (close to millions) of "God bless you(s)" from friends, relatives and strangers just because i sneeze, would I gain entry into heaven if there's indeed a god and heaven exists? When I say god, I mean I don't know. There's too much options out there that each claims that they have god behind them. So, tough luck. Anyway, would I gain entry into heaven, or will I be written into the other list?

I saw Constantine which starred Keanu Reeves the other day, and it was a story of a suicider trying to buy his way into heaven despite being doomed for hell for killing himself. So to make the story short, and to spoil it for you, yes he did gain entry in the very end of the movie. Sorry, mate. So, I intend to attempt the same. So friends, offer me some "god bless you(s)", no matter what branch of religion you are part of. Just trying my luck, who knows I might hit the jackpot one day.



By the way, if you have the chance to finally watch Constantine, do check out the Devil. He's cool and definitely rocked. And check out Gabriel (the angel) too. Bad fashion taste. One of the non-highlight of the movie. Angels are not supposed to wear so last, last season (spring/summer 2004) torn, 90's punk-inspired garbs ala breakdancers with torn/pleated fabric treatment and bad, bad, bad perm. I don't have any of those crap in my wardrobe.



Notice those bangs? You DON'T want to see what the fashion designers did to her pants.



Wear a tuxedo. Like you did at the beginning of the movie. Notice that in the picture above, the bangs are well tucked back. Smart move. Maybe the producers know that this will jeopardize the ticket sales. Too bad there are no pics of the Satan. Go watch it yourself. Now.

And, remember the "god bless you(s)". Its crucial. Tata.